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Hold your cell phone camera then click Videotape that will do the trick You’re Tarantino, you’re Felini too The whole worlds open every private view A Kangaroo acting rude They’ll love it on “YouTube”

There’s somebody standing on the Brooklyn Bridge He’s gonna jump soon when the cold wind shifts You don’t try to talk to him and say His life’s worth living, don’t throw it away You wait till he makes the leap then you Put it on “YouTube”.

Chorus: Put it on “YouTube” Put it on “YouTube” Nothing’s sacred anymore dude Put it on “YouTube”

Greedy politician in a bright red tie The kind of politician money can buy Hangs out with a lobbyist he knows well At a blue corner table in a big hotel Take a picture of the cash that’s passed and Put it on “YouTube”.

Your Rock and Roll girlfriend she left you You’re jealous, angry, ego bruised You find a few sex tapes that you’ve got She never had a clue that the film was shot Now everybody’s gonna see her silicone boobs On “YouTube”

Chorus: Put it on “YouTube” Put it on “YouTube” When a terrorist blows up a city You'll see it on YouTube

You can film a revolution hiding on the sly Get the tape smuggled out to the world outside Film a basketball star cheating on his wife Kill his whole career, complicate his life Let Fox News be your friend They'll put it on YouTube

Five cops are beating someone on the street A homeless veteran in the frozen sleet Who stole a tuna fish sandwich from a store The clerk saw him slip it out the door There's gonna be trouble in the precinct When it hits YouTube

Chorus: Put it on “YouTube” Put it on “YouTube” Everybody’s gonna be a star for a week On YouTube

Put it on “YouTube” Put it on “YouTube” Everybody’s gonna take a little peek When they see it's on YouTube

Put it on “YouTube” Put it on “YouTube” When a hurricane blows away a weatherman See it on YouTube